I enjoy abusing new features on Facebook.
when a female hits puberty, her breasts fill up with milk for her future child and stays there until she dies. thats why, when you die, your body smells because the milk starts to spoil. i took AP biology trust me on this one.
if you ever have children you could introduce them to people by saying hey wanna see what i made
102-Year-Old Abandoned Ship is a Floating Forest / Image by Andy Brill
The SS Ayrfield is one of many decommissioned ships in the Homebush Bay, just west of Sydney, but what separates it from the other stranded vessels is the incredible foliage that adorns the rusted hull. The beautiful spectacle, also referred to as The Floating Forest, adds a bit of life to the area, which happens to be a sort of ship graveyard.
theliberationhitspostlimitagain:
i’m not racist my best friend is black
what a coincidence, my best friend is black 2
(Source: silbropushedtoohard)
feeling intimidated by people you want to be really good friends with
Reasons to date me:
- Standing next to me will most likely make you look gorgeous.
- Nobody will try to take me from you.
- I have no upper body strength so if you want to wrestle, you’ll always win.
- You’ll get a good laugh out of my extraordinary clumsiness
- If you happen to live in the country side, I’d make an excellent scarecrow.
- I can almost, kinda-sorta make food.
carry-on-my-consulting-tardis:
“What house?”
“Montague!”
“whAT HOUSE?”
“MONTAGUE”
“WHAT HOUSE?????”
“MONTAGUE!!”
“MONTAGUES! GETCHA HEAD IN THE GAME!”
The fact that someone else thinks he looks like Zac Efron makes me so happy.
sometimes i feel sad then i remember issac newtons hair
he may have discovered gravity but that luxurious flowing mane sure hasnt damn son
