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*ignors the pain and eats your face* fvbgfbjvftgvhb*your combos cause the power bar at the bottom of the screen to become full* face my wrath! Super mega on fire scissor kick! *you know what that means brotha*
*knows whats comeing and blocks the combo with skull candy*
skull:aaaaaaaaahhhhhhh thats not a fucking kick!!!!!!
You’re damn right its not! That’s a fucking CHAINSAW BITCH! And its gonna last me the next 30 seconds! *proceeds to slash everything in sight*
*throws skull at you and hides behind the slender man* look a scared little child over there begging to be eaten!
*chops skull in half* i’ll give you directions to the nearest elementary school if you let me kill him *revs chainsaw and throws crumpled directions at slendy*
fuck you im the mod of this blog!!! *brings skull candy back to life* now to unleash the blaz blue* shows azure grimour* restrictoin 666 reales dimensoinal interferoins feild deploy, blazblue activate!!!!!!!!!
*Suddenly disco girl, the song by girly iceland pop sensation Babba, begins to play* Forget this. I’m going to karaoke night across the street. *abandons battle gear and chainsaw and leaves*
…… *comes to karaoke night* i just came to see you fail at that song!
Thats where you’re wrong dear brother, for you see. *pauses for dramatic effect and looks around the room* you jest fell for my trap card ‘karaoke king’ which allows me to flawlessly sing any song while it is in effect. So HAHAHA! *sings disco girl*
that when your wrong i use my trap card,*unleashes his im sexy and i know card and apears in a speedo* wiggle wiggle wiggle yeah((oh god why did i do that ;_;))
*stares in disgust* Get out my kingdom you whore bitch! *kicks you out the door and locks it behind you* i’m gonna have some nightmares tonight. Oh well, back to babba.
